WELCOME BACK TO CoOMHL!!!!
Dear Diary, not much happened today. Mom got her new phone, I got the first text(YESSSSS!) into it, and played outside. Bring it on mosquitoes! I also wrote a parody to an Imagine Dragons©️ song. It's about a 9 year old boy, and all the stuff under his bed. The song is Demons©️ parodied as "Toys" here it is!
Toys(parody of Demons©️)
When the days of cold
Are all ov’r and
it’s time to begin
Spring cleaning again
When my ploys all fail
And you walk in
And, worst of all
Trip over my stuff!
I wanna hide the truth
I wanna shelter you
But with the mess under
There’s nowhere I can hide
No matter what you say
The toys will still be there
This is my bedroom come
This is my bedroom come
When you sense my guilt
Look under my bed
It’s where my toys all hide
It’s where my toys all hide
Don’t go too deep
It’s dark under
It’s where my toys all hide
It’s where my toys all hide
When the cleaning call
is the last of all
When your flashlight out
Under there you crawl
So you see the mess
And you nearly faint
And come hollering out
At the mess I’ve made
Don’t want to let you
down
But I am mess-bound
Though this is all for you
Don’t wanna hide the truth
No matter what you say
The toys will still be there
This is my bedroom come
This is my bedroom come
When you sense my guilt
Look under my bed
It’s where my toys all hide
It’s where my toys all hide
Don’t go too deep
It’s dark under
It’s where my toys all hide
It’s where my toys all hide
You say it's what I
make
I say it's up to fate
It's woven in my room
It needs to be a mess
Your eyes, they flashed
so bright
I Don’t wanna see their light
I can't escape this now
Unless you show me how
When you sense my guilt
Look under my bed
It’s where my toys all hide
It’s where my toys all hide
Don’t go too deep
It’s dark under
It’s where my toys all hide
It’s where my toys all hide
Gotta Go!
-Emily, Fellow Homeschooler.